double standards: blogging

i have a double standard when it comes to the blogging world. i would prefer that everyone out there, who has a blog that i read, and there are A LOT of them, that you update your blog several times a week, with at least one picture, of good quality, and something moving or witty to say. and also, while i'm stating my preferences, let's keep the family reunion posts to a minimum, i mean, how many hundreds of pics to we need to see of you and all of your relatives? seriously. unless it's a cool picture of your great uncle bob who has an eye patch and decides to give you a little peek at what that patch is hiding: now that is blog worthy. now, the double standard: i will update my blog when i feel good and ready. maybe once a week, maybe more, and possibly less. but i expect something different from other bloggers, thus the "double" in double standard. what's the point in having a blog when you go months on end without updating it? you are taking up precious internet space! and who knows how much we even have left? what will we do when all the internet space is taken up? think about the children, people, what will be left for them? just another thing to worry about in our troubling world. in summary, just keep in mind, i am on one side of the standard, the rest of the world is on the other.
and while you are thinking of the children here is a picture of one: